Zumba class tonight and we had a different instructor who thought it would be a good idea to turn all the lights in the studio on to full blast!! I found this most upsetting as I was now faced with the stark reality of my reflection in the mirror and I have had to conclude that I’ll never make it as a Pussycat Doll!! Unfortunately I am neither graceful nor sexy but in actual fact resemble a cross between Bambi and a demented bumblebee!!
Oh and a note to the instructor for next time – it is not 1990 and we are not in a boy band or Michael Jackson impersonators so there is absolutely no necessity for any more moves containing crotch grabbing!!